basic:
.If anything can go wrong, it will
.If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway
some variables:
.It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
.The pure and simple truth is very rarely pure and never is it simple
.Nothing is as easy as it looks
.Everything takes longer than it takes
.A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
.You will always find something in the last place you look
.If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
.It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt
.Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be
.Things are never as good as they are bad
.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...
my favorite:
.If Murphy's Law can go wrong it will
.If anything can go wrong, it will
.If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway
some variables:
.It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
.The pure and simple truth is very rarely pure and never is it simple
.Nothing is as easy as it looks
.Everything takes longer than it takes
.A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
.You will always find something in the last place you look
.If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
.It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt
.Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be
.Things are never as good as they are bad
.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...
my favorite:
.If Murphy's Law can go wrong it will
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