- "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
- "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his tail on the ground. Too hypothetical."
- "When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music."
- "It's no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another."
- "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
- "Fluency in English is something that I'm often not accused of."
- "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
- "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family"
- "I've coined new words, like misunderstanding and Hispanically"
- Mãe o que é o amor? - O amor é como o mar, grande e profundo, às vezes cristalino, outras vezes turvo. - Mãe, quanto amor cabe num copo de água? - Filho, o amor não cabe num copo. Tal como o mar ele não serve para beber, mas sim mergulhar. - Mãe, vamos até à praia que eu quero amar! Algo que escrevi faz uns anos...
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